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Answered 2009-12-03 19:52:49

A man was in a line of patients trying to get his release from a mental institution. He watched as the others went in to meet with the doctor and heard the questions the doctor asked, which were: "point to your right arm", "point to your stomach", point to your toes", point to your knee," and so on. He saw which answers were correct, and which answers were wrong.

When it was his turn, he sat down with the doctor and answered all the questions the correctly. The doctor was amazed, because he knew this patient and his problems. The doctor asked: "how were you able to answer all those answers correctly?"


The patient pointed to his head and replied: "Kidneys, man! Kidneys!"

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2020-11-17 08:31:54
Thatโ€™s not the joke. Itโ€™s something else but I canโ€™t remember what

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Answered 2020-05-26 19:51:51

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