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! As Harry Potter. My life is great and enviable.

But let me tell you, It ain't all a big goblet of pumpkin juice. I have seen some Sh*t. I've been orphaned, Ostracized, attacked, and abused. I have mental scars! So while I may be handsome and successful in my day life, it is at night that I cant escape from the terrible images that bounce around in the dark cavern that is my tortured noggin.

Like this one time, I had a nightmare. I was just hanging out; being awesome, when Snape showed up. And he's all like " MR. POTTER, your flunking potions class! What are your plans for college!!?!" But he just kept getting angrier and angrier and angrier! Finally he flipped out, and he tried to kill me with a hammer.

Another time, I dreamt that I was dancing, it was beautiful. I was SO great. THEN VOLDEMORT SHOWED UP AND STARTED TO UPSTAGE ME! He did moves I've never seen before! And all the girls were like "Oh, he's so cool" so I tried to bust a sweet move in retaliation, but suddenly, MY FEET COULDN'T MOVE. It sucked!

Another nightmare I had, I was pregnant. And I went into labor, and I gave birth to Ron. And I had to raise him from infancy; cloth him, feed him. But then I misplaced him, This was terrifying because this meant that I had failed as a parent.

OH! And this one time, I had dreamt that Hermione was addicted to amphetamines! She kept digging through my stuff, trying to find things to hock. So Ron and I held an intervention, and she flipped out and tried to kill us with a hammer.

And another time, I dreamt that I was middle aged! Yuck!

But the worse nightmare I've ever had: I was at Hogwarts, and I saw Dumbledore. He looked so decrepit and ghastly. He kept telling me that I wasn't Harry potter. And I was all like " of course I'm Harry Potter, Dumbledore!" But he just stared at me with those unfathomable eyes. He told me I was a patient at a psychiatric Hospital, and that my mind had constructed this fantasy world of magic All in order to escape the guilt of having to watch my wife die.

That sure was a spooky dream! Anyways! What are some of your worst wizarding Nightmares? Leave me a comment or a video response. And remember to subscribe!

Hermione- "okay Harry! We will do those thing you just told us to do

Ron- "subscribe to wha-"

Hermione- "shh!"

^ that took a really long time.

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