I think that Andrex is the softest toilet roll because puppies represent softness and softness is awesome for the bumhole! lol! ;)
40 metres
You would probably have to dig somewhere near the softest point on Mars near the Hellas Impat Crater and go in the hole and then cover it up with whatever you dug up.
Fluorite is the softest gemstone that can be faceted and put in jewelery. It comes in a rainbow of colors but it is extremely fragile.
Talc.
It is talc
the Toilet Roll is at the kiosk. ask Gonzo he can get you some
my favourite toilet roll is the soft and smooth one
It depends on the size of the roll,
It is preferable if the toilet roll holder is placed within the toilet itself. Usually it is within reach of the person using the toilet.
many toilet papers!!!
There are anywhere from 350 to 500 sheets of toilet paper on one roll
it really depends what type of toilet roll holder you have but for most its this: take the little attach thingy out then swap the empty one for a full one and push it back in
I would say within arms reach of the toilet. preferably on the right side. No. If the toilet is near the corner of the room, then the wall that the toilet ISNT laying against is the place for the toilet paper roll. I prefer not to put a toilet paper roll across from the toilet. It annoys me.... i say why don't you put the toilet paper in the bathroom that's were it belongs anyway
With the flap hanging over the top.
No,you can get sick the next time to wipe
depends how long the roll is
toilet paper holder