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What would a carpet say to a foot?

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2016-07-31 11:52:55
2016-07-31 11:52:55

get the hell offa me

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2016-07-31 23:54:41
2016-07-31 23:54:41

Joke: What would a carpet say to a foot?Punchline: You must be Square Foot--I've heard a lot about you!


The joke plays on the mathematical term "square foot" in buying carpeting.

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2016-07-15 00:52:28
2016-07-15 00:52:28

Don't treat on me

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2020-08-06 13:55:49
2020-08-06 13:55:49

Get your feet off of me eww it has mud and it stinks

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2020-08-01 20:50:09
2020-08-01 20:50:09

GET UR FEET OF OF ME THEY AIN'T CLEAN EWW THEY HAVE MUD

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2020-08-01 00:13:00
2020-08-01 00:13:00

Iโ€™m laying right here watch it!!!

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2020-06-21 21:14:14
2020-06-21 21:14:14

Stop steping on me

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2020-06-01 17:17:56
2020-06-01 17:17:56

What is that smell??๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

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2020-05-28 15:02:48
2020-05-28 15:02:48

Get the hell offa me

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2020-04-17 14:49:37
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Football

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low cost berber (5 year warranty) includes moving furniture removing old carpet and new padding installed. The carpet being install in a basement rec room.

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No. Many stores have went to square foot pricing because it is easier to visualize a square foot and also the square foot price is smaller. Carpet mills still require purchase orders in square yards and is still the standard for which carpet is sold. Home Depot, the leading carpet seller in America prices there carpets in both square yard pricing and square foot.

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