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Answered 2016-07-31 23:54:41

Joke: What would a carpet say to a foot?Punchline: You must be Square Foot--I've heard a lot about you!


The joke plays on the mathematical term "square foot" in buying carpeting.

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Answered 2016-07-31 11:52:55

get the hell offa me

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2020-08-10 19:02:16
ย  mmmmmmmmm lol

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Answered 2016-07-15 00:52:28

Don't treat on me

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Answered 2020-09-14 19:53:04

Hola

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Answered 2020-08-01 20:50:09

GET UR FEET OF OF ME THEY AIN'T CLEAN EWW THEY HAVE MUD

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2020-08-06 13:56:20
good i almost cpied you
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2020-08-06 13:56:35
copied

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Answered 2020-08-06 13:55:49

Get your feet off of me eww it has mud and it stinks

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Answered 2020-05-28 15:02:48

Get the hell offa me

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Answered 2020-06-01 17:17:56

What is that smell??🤮🤮

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Answered 2020-06-21 21:14:14

Stop steping on me

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Answered 2020-08-01 00:13:00

I’m laying right here watch it!!!

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