Pour Red Paint on the Laptop-particularly the Monitor-It would go red and Stop working
install the webcam and place it on top of the monitor
Depends on the Max brightness of the Laptop you are talking about all I would suggest is to buy a light anti-glare screen for your laptop.
If it stopped working then you would die. You wouldn't die if you were put on the a machine right away.
The VGA cable that you would use to connect a laptop to a projector screen is called a PS2 projector cable.
Accidental damage would be something that you didn't do intentionally, such as if water was spilled on the computer, or you dropped the laptop and it stopped working, you can take it back to the shop and get a brand new one, or have the current one refurbished (as good as new)
In screen savers
You will die.
coco
you would die
Monitor would be harder than a laptop screen, but I wouldn't recommend punching it if that is what you are thinking.
Either it is low on batteries, went onto the screen saver (unlikely that it would be black though) or it has a virus
you would die