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Since Raptor Jesus is a photo-shopped pictorial image, I believe Mr. Chuck Norris would rip the photo to shreds. Followed by a roundhouse kick to what's left of its' photo-shopped head.
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Is Chuck Norris Jesus?
No. ( But, has come close to it... )
What is everything and nothing?
Is the truth of a person, one's life and true meaning. It guides a person to the Way of Truth, which leads him/her through non-existence to the transfiguration and enlightenment.
Chuck Norris versus Superman?
Where do you think the Bacon come from ??? If its an acting competition then Chuck loses rather sadly. KEVIN BACON!? Can you at least come up with someone better like Bruce Lee, who could stand a chance?
What is the name of Chuck Norris's son?
Jesus Christ your mom and sister put together
Who were the only 5 men to ever defeat Chuck Norris?
no one, return of the dragon was a movie-chuck Norris killed Bruce lee after to prove it. Actually, 5 people defeated Chuck Norris. I only know three, but am searching for the other 2.
How do you win at everything ever?
Be Chuck Norris, Raptor Jesus, regular Jesus, or some kind of Deity.
Who is stronger jesus or Chuck Norris?
Depends if you believe the Bible or not. According to the Bible, Jesus is created the universe in 7 days. If that's true I think he's stronger than Chuck Norris...
Who is better Chuck Norris or Jesus?
Jesus can walk on water Chuck Norris can swim through land
How many days was Jesus alive?
The same amount of days chuck Norris....Chuck Norris is jesus
Who babysat Jesus?
chuck Norris
What is Chuck Norris not able to do?
chuck Norris cant bring back Jesus and play a game of chess
Who is Chuck Norris' s uncle?
Jesus
Is Chuck Norris Jesus?
No. ( But, has come close to it... )
Who would win a fight Chuck Norris or Jesus?
Jesus of course.
Did Chuck Norris give jesus the gift of beard?
no he did not
Who did Jesus meet at the river baptizing?
Chuck Norris.
Can Kratos kill Chuck Norris?
The answer is no, Kratos can not kill Chuck Norris because the battle would last longer than mankind. The epic battle would be a combination of roundhouses and pit kick thrusts. Eventually Kratos would say screw this and pull out the blade of Olympus thus severing the almighty Chuck for a few seconds...and then once again the battle would forever last until Chuck Norris collapses the earth. I hope Chuck Norris doesnt kill me. Edit Xela123: The only thing to be able to defeat Chuck Norris is Raptor Jesus. True dat
