Alfred Lord Tennyson
The poem that begins with "He clasps the crag with crooked hands" is "Ulysses" by Alfred, Lord Tennyson. It is a dramatic monologue where the speaker, Ulysses, reflects on his desire for adventure and restlessness in old age.
The nursery rhyme "There Was a Crooked Man" is of English origin and its author is unknown. It was first published in the 1840s.
Erin Hunter
John Locke
An oldie but goodie is Murder, She Wrote.
Professor Jane Plant.
Johnathan Edwards
General Roméo Dallaire
It's "Hands" by Jewel. The words are actually "These hands are small I know..". I thought it was what you wrote as well.
by oswald mbuyiseni mtshali
a man with alot of time on his hands == ==
Weird Al Yankovic. You can find it on his album "Running With Scissors"
William Shakespeare wrote the famous soliloquy that begins with "To be or not to be" in his play Hamlet. It is a contemplation on the nature of existence and the internal struggles of the character Hamlet.