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Why do old men wear high pants?

For the same reason that one day there will be young dudes with pants that come up above their navels, who will wonder what it is with old people wearing pants so ridiculously low. They'll wonder if the old dudes with low pants have any idea how stupid and badly proportioned they look. It's about what's in fashion, what's not, what was when you were younger, what you feel comfortable in and what you think looks best.


Why do old people pull up their pants so high?

because that's what gentlemen do - they wear their pants where they're supposed to be worn. we're talking slacks here, right? jeans on the other hand, don't wear as well when they're pulled up too high.


What is the difference between an old neighborhood that should be torn down and an old neighborhood that should be revitalized?

Word within the word huh. me too


Truths About Growing Old?

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.


When im young im tall when short i am old?

The answer to this riddle is a candle. When a candle is first lit, it stands tall and upright like a young person, but as it burns down and shortens, it becomes old and small.

Related Questions

Will suspenders work for a 3 year old with a fat tummy?

Yes, suspenders are a good idea for those whose pants tend to fall down. But if he doesn't like wearing them, I don't see an issue if a 3-year-old's pants slide down a bit.


What is the price of Old Navy Business pants in Canada?

The pricing will vary from mens, to womens, to plus sizes. To better answer this question I would need to know if its mens or womens and the size you are needing. Roughly, they run anywhere from 30.00+.


Can Mens trousers waistband be extended?

Check the back of the waistband (where the waistband would fall over the center of the wearer's back). If there is a seam, you can make the pants larger around the waist. Take out the stitches down to the crotch seam and then sew the seam again - allowing more waistband to be 'used'. It's that simple! Try wetting the old creased seam with white vinegar then iron. This will often get rid of the old crease.


How do you get an old guy excited?

Pull your shirt up, and your pants down.


What if your 7 year old brother pulled your pants down and pulled his down and rubbed you?

do a come back!


How do you get your 6-yr-old to stop pooping in her pants?

Sit down and talk to her about how its not right


How old are your pants?

I'm wearing a pair of grey, fleece pants (I'm home for the night!)and they are four years old. 132 years they have been passed down through the family


Why does a plant leaf fall down from the plant when it become old?

Because it's dead!


What is the mens life expectancy?

About 72 years old.


The strong winds blew down the old tree what is the verb?

The verb in this sentence is "blew." It is showing the action of the strong winds causing the old tree to fall down.


How do you get a palm tree to quit producing fruit?

It can't unless the tree is old and fall down.


Is a mens size 12 okay on a 12 yr old?

no