Why do your bananas explode?

Answer 1

Bananas have been known to explode for the following reasons:

Radioactivity And Mutations

Due to radioactive waste, banana plants are rapidly mutating. An adaptation, caused by Darwin's Theory of Natural Selection, an internal clock is "set" for the banana. Bananas explode once the "clock" goes off. This is a self defense mechanism.

Bruising, Bad Storage

Bananas have been reported to explode once bruised past their expiration dates. Once they are not fresh enough to eat, they explode. Doctor George Mon. Key explains, "These bananas have their own internal "clock" which is set for various reasons. You eat a banana in the time of it's freshness, you'll be fine. If you eat it after it has been exposed to radioactive waste or bruising, do not eat it, as it may explode in your digestive system." Doctor Key has a PhD in explosive fruit, and got his degree from Banana University For The Gifted.

Bad Farming Methods

There has been a shortage of explosive banana farmers in the recent years. Again, Doctor Key. "Many EBF (Explosive Banana Farmers) have pursued other interests, with fear that their bananas will explode." The remaining EBF are not as educated as their predecessors, as they did not get good farming method tips from their family members, who were EBFs themselves.

Safety Precautions

• Do not eat an EB (explosive banana) past it's expiration date.
• Purchase a Banana Safety Kit from our Banana Safety site.
• Eat other banana types, as only specific banana types explode, see below.

Only one type of banana, the Bananasicus explodicus, explodes. All other types of bananas do not. Happy eating, and don't litter the peel! It's a good pair of slippers I hear.

August 2011 :

Reuters News Agency release

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) just announced an addition to the extensive Explosive & Flammable Materials, Disabling Chemicals & Other Dangerous Items list.

Banana's

Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano

was reported to have been heard singing " Yes, we have no banana's"

Dole fruit company is lobbying for an exemption.

Answer 2

Load it with plastic explosives and use an appropriate detonator. Make sure there is no one around, you know.

Answer 3

If you mean the fruit then you should just know that bananas are awesome like that okay.

Answer 4

by smashing it