Because it's considered "Hump Day" and we all know that any day called "Hump Day" consists of constant surprise-buttsex.
Wednesday.
Opposite day is every Wednesday.
Wednesday was the day of the week Christmas 1996.
The Worst Week of My Life - 2004 Wednesday 1-3 is rated/received certificates of: USA:TV-PG
The Worst Week of My Life - 2004 Wednesday 2-3 is rated/received certificates of: USA:TV-PG
Wednesday
That was a Wednesday.
It is a Wednesday.
It was a Wednesday.
It was a Wednesday.
It was a Wednesday.
It was a Wednesday.