if your trying to insemate your self how long do you have to get the sperm to the vergina
It really doesn't matter as long as the semen is introduced into the vagina.
You have to drink it/eat it for 2 days.
If your not going to see a vet, which can get expensive, you can order canine insemination kits online for 3.50. Places like enasco.com . Its important everything is sterile!! First you need a sterile cup to collect semen from the male have the female near to excite the male. Wearing rubber gloves rub the males penis usually when he starts to form a knot applying index finger and thumb firmly squeezing he'll release easily. Then put the semen into the syringe. Then using a long catheter insert deeply into the female attach the syringe lift her hind legs up above her head she needs to be standing on her front legs release semen. HOLD HER UP FOR 10 minutes. Then carefully remove the catheter using a gloved finger insert in the female, this is to stimulate clitoral contractions moving the semen further down the uterine horn. Pin her up do not let her out to urinate for at least 45 minutes. If she urinates she can kill or wash out the semen.
No here the semen will taste the same.Even after a long time.
The production of semen is an ongoing process.
As long as he has no STD's, it is quite safe to consume semen.
The size of the syringe doesn't really matter. A turkey baster will work just fine, though an eye dropper should work. The main thing is getting the semen into the vagina. How it gets in there doesn't really matter as long as the sperm cells in the semen are fresh and viable.
Seman will not enter the bloodstream. It travels down the throat to the stomach, where it is digested just like other food. You don't have tiny hamburgers in your blood, do you?
As long as the semen is contained in the condom and none leaked out, then you should not be pregnant,
74 hours
well that's a good question and scientists have been stumped by this question for milleniums. the real question here is what is the radius of mars?
Up to 5 days.