I was told that birds often attack their own reflection (leaving traces of poop behind) and that placing opaque shower caps over the side-view mirrors may eliminate some reflective surface.
You could also build a garage or car port. That would keep the snow and ice off as well.
One way to have birds to stop pooping there is to make sure to remove all bird feeders in your area. You also don't want to put a lot of trees in the area of your verandah.
kill them
yeah kill it
Because u have to get it out of your system
tell your poo to toughen up?
If you leave a horse in a stall for any amount of time you cannot. Pooping is a natural action and cannot be stopped.
stop pooping in it and it will
stop porn stars from pooping
Stick a cork in it...
put bleach on your driveway
they have tried to stop erosion buy pooping in the soil it works
Sit down and talk to her about how its not right