How do you make a toasted sandwich?

Answer 1

These are the 10-step instructions on How to Eat a Ham Sandwich:

1) Remove sandwich from plate with both hands and bring close to face.

2) Survey said sandwich for the most appetizing bite. (Personally I like corners, but others I know like to go straight for the middle.)

3) Open mouth and insert sandwich.

4) Bite down hard enough to chew through all layers while simultaneously withdrawing sandwich away from face. This is to allow adequate airflow while chewing. (Trust me, unobstructed breathing is quite important to fully enjoy the ham sandwich eating experience.)

5) Chew all sandwich ingredients thoroughly. (Note: It is rumored that the medical community recommends 32 times each bite so as to improve digestion.)

6) Swallow and place sandwich again on plate to rest briefly.

7) Partake in a sip of a refreshing beverage, if necessary or desired. If not, then proceed to step 8.

8) Meditate briefly on the flavors you just experienced and take one deep breath.

9) Repeat steps 1 - 8 until sandwich disappears

10) Make another sandwich if necessary and repeat steps 1 - 10 until your bodily organs no longer haunt you with the phrase 'one more bite'.

Finally, pause for a brief moment of silence to give thanks to the hard-working ranchers and farmers, and to the fauna and flora that were sacrificed to make this beautiful euphoric moment possible.

Answer 2

* Cut two slices of bread. * Cut three or four thin slices of ham. * Lightly butter the bread. * Fold the ham slices in half and place them on the bread, overlapping them slightly. * Spread a little mustard onto the ham. If the mustard is hot, then not too much. * Put the second slice of bread on top * Cut into the desired shape and remove crusts if you like.

Answer 3

You take TWO not one peices of bread then u get some jam and a knife open the jam and get some jam on the knife and spread it over the bread on BOTH peices of bread and then put both breads together and then u can can eat it

Answer 4

Lightly toast two slices of bread (thick-sliced if you have it) on one side, and butter that side.

Put a slice of ham and a slice of cheese between the two slices, toasted side in.

Put the sandwich back under the grill, ham side up, and toast it, turning when one side's done and toasting the other side.

The heat should be sufficient to melt the cheese slightly; if it doesn't melt, take the bread off the sandwich (which should be cheese side up now) and put under the grill for a moment until the cheese is the way you want it. Put the top slice back on and eat your sandwich.

*You can butter the outside slices if you like, for a richer finish. You can also take the top off the sandwich and add some lettuce, or tomato, or whatever you like: just don't put in too much, and don't use fillings that're too moist.

*Real cheese is better for this than pre-sliced cheese, even if you do have to cut it yourself, but both work.

*You can substitute lean bacon for the ham. You can also crisp up the ham or bacon in a pan or under the grill before finishing the sandwich.

Answer 5

A ham and cheese sandwich is really easy to make. First thing you need is 2 slices of bread. Then if you like mayonnaise spread some on the slices of bread. Third, take the ham and cheese and place them in between the breads. Last put the two breads together having the ham and cheese with the mayonnaise in the middle and close it. That is how you make a ham and cheese sandwich. Hope I have helped.

Answer 6

1.you get two pieces of bread

2.put them in the toaster till they are lightly golden

3.take them out

4.put a spread or somthing on them (peanut butter,butter,jelly,honey,tuna,egg e.t.c

5.enjoy

Answer 7

well u take 2 slices of bread and you butter them then you get the ham and slap it in the middle tah dah a lovely ham sandwich :)

Answer 8

take a piece of bread put mayo or peanut butter or something you want then put more stuff then one more piece of bread