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Lyrics to “Come Boys, Let’s All Be Gay Boys”

Changed to “Come Boys, Live For Today, Boys”

MALE BAR Patrons chanting and calling for Kathy:

Kathy, Kathy, Kathy, Kathy,

Kathy, Kathy, Kathy, Kathy,

Kathy…

Kathy sings:

I hear you call, my friends.

There’s beer for all, my friends,

But patience is a virtue Kathy recommends,

I fear my ears will burst,

Before I quench your thirst,

I really should teach you manners, but

Let’s tap the barrel first.

Come Boys, Let’s All Be Gay Boys (substitute “Live For Today, Boys”)

For education should be scientific play, boys.

Don’t give your pen an ink boys

Let ev’ry prudent student study how to drink (MEN: Bum, bum bum…)

Although, it charms an ear boys,

Though you may flunk because you’re drunk don’t shed a tear (MEN: Bum, bum bum…)

Folks may call your rowdy,

Your reputations may be cloudy,

You’ll never graduate cum laude, but

You’ll get a passing mark in drinking beer.

MEN SING: Come boys, let’s bend an ear boys,

And may the giver of the practic tactic hear boys,

KATHY SINGS:

Why waste your time with books boys,

MEN SING:

Let ev’ry prudent student study women’s looks,

KATHY SINGS:

Let old professor state boys,

“You’ll be dismissed because you’ve kissed a pretty date” (MEN: Bum, bum bum…)

MEN SING:

Glady we will follow

Euripides and Aristotle

KATHY SINGS:

And lift another stein or bottle, boys

ALL SING:

And altogether we will celebrate…

And lift another stein or bottle, boys

And altogether celebrate!!!!

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David King

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4y ago

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