What is the funnyest joke ever?

Answer 1

me: mom knock knock/ mom: whos there/ me: moo/ mom: moo wh../ me: mooooo/ mom: haaaa haaaaa funny

Answer 2

In 2002, Richard Wiseman conducted a study to determine the funniest joke in the world, as well as the funniest jokes from several countries around the world.

Two hunters are in the woods, when one of them suddenly collapses. He wasn't breathing, and his eyes looked glazed. Thinking quickly, the other guy grabs his cell phone and calls for help.

He shouts at the emergency operator, "My friend is dead! What do I do!?"

"Calm down", the operator says, "I can help you. But first, we need to make sure he's dead."

The phone goes silent, for a second. Then the operator hears a gunshot.

"Ok", says the hunter, "what now?"

Reference: hubpages.com The-Funniest-Joke-Ever-Told

Answer 3

why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he felt like it!

OR

why did the skeleton cross the road by himself? Cause he had no BODY to go with

Answer 4

It depends on what you think is funny. You might think a joke is funny but your friend does not. So it depends.