Why did the hot dog cross the road?

Answer 1

very funny joke

Answer 2

1. Because the chicken was taking a lunch break!

2. Because it was the chicken's day off.

3. He wanted to prove that he wasn't a chicken!

4. He never did because he got hit by a car.

Why would a turkey get hit by a car? Turkeys are smart!

5. The street was perpendicular to the floor so as the chicken came out of the job centre (after having an interview with Mr. Tiddles) he simply fell across the road and into the newsagents. So the answer is: Because of gravity

Answer 3

1. Perhaps it relished the thought of being on the other side.

2. Maybe it was in quite a pickle.

3. Maybe the other hot dog beat it across the street and it had to ketchup.

4. Maybe that's where the finish line was and it was the wiener.

5. Maybe it was a chicken hotdog. (Now ask why the chicken crossed the road.)

Answer 4

to escape taco bell dude