Monster Energy Drinks

It was Alfred Hitchcock the second, originally from Alabama but moved to Addis Ababa when he was 13. He had a slave named Dave who had just come back from a hunting expedition in the Congo where the sap from several wild flowers were mixed and used as a stimulant for a Congese tribe. The tribe had told Dave not to drink the sacred sap but to give it to a man who was of a highly esteemed position, as they thought Dave was not a favourable object to gaze upon as he had lost several teeth and therefore not worthy of the divine power that this concoction could bestow upon a man's spirit. Dave kept his word and travelled through extreme conditions to finally come back to his master and pass this 'Monster' drink to him. Upon arrival Alfred thanked Dave the slave and sipped the first ever Monster drink. The End. Ta daaa !