What are the lyrics to 'Elliot's version' of 'Teddy Bears Picnic' in Open Season?

Answer 1

Oh honey, you're in for a treat. Elliot's version of 'Teddy Bears Picnic' in Open Season goes a little something like this: "If you go down to the woods today, you better not go alone. It's lovely down in the woods today, but safer to stay at home." So grab your popcorn and enjoy the show, darling.

Answer 2

Original version:

If you go out to the woods today,

You're sure of a big surprise.

If you go out to the woods today,

You'd better go in disguise.

For ev'ry bear that ever there was

Will gather there for certain, because

Today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic.

Elliot's version:

Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree

He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee

One day the elf could take no more

so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door

and what do you know, they suddenly both were married.

Answer 3

Oh, dude, you're really asking me to remember the lyrics to a song from "Open Season"? That's like asking a squirrel to remember where it buried its nuts. But hey, I'll humor you. Elliot's version of "Teddy Bears Picnic" goes something like, "If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise. If you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise." And then, you know, there are some more words and stuff.

Answer 4

Ah, the lyrics to Elliot's version of "Teddy Bears Picnic" in Open Season are quite delightful! In the song, Elliot sings about having a fun and carefree time with his friends in the forest. It's a whimsical and joyful tune that captures the magic of friendship and adventure.