How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Answer 1

Well, honey, if you're using pancakes to shingle a doghouse, you've got bigger problems than just counting. But technically speaking, it would take a whole lot of pancakes to cover a doghouse roof, depending on the size of the pancakes and the doghouse. So, grab a spatula and get to work!

Answer 2

Oh, dude, seriously? You want me to calculate pancake shingles now? Well, if we assume each pancake is about 5 inches in diameter and a typical doghouse is, like, 3 feet by 4 feet, then you'd need around 72 pancakes to cover it. But honestly, who's gonna waste pancakes on a doghouse? Just use regular shingles, man.

Answer 3

Oh, what a delightful question! You know, when it comes to shingling a doghouse with pancakes, it's not about the number of pancakes, it's about the love and care you put into it. So, let's imagine a cozy little doghouse with a roof made of delicious pancakes, each one carefully placed with love and creativity. Remember, there are no mistakes, just happy little accidents in the world of pancake shingling!

Answer 4

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Answer 5

17 in the summer, but 19 in the winter as they get cold and shrivel. I suggest using pancake syrup instead of tar. Blueberry holds them down the best.

Also, it takes 24 in Texas, and 23 in most northern states. It tends to take less in more humid areas.

Why?

Because rabbits don't ride bicycles.

A few really serious answers:

• Quite easy really, because pancakes were eaten in the Skandinavian civil war they often used them for other purposes (shingling a dog house) purely because the were widely available so, in most cases it took 4, but that is depending on:

1. The size of the dog house.
2. The size of the pancakes.
3. The thickness of the pancakes.
4. The mixture used.
5. The added toppings.

• 23, but only if your wire canoe has no wheels.
• It depends on how many stripes are on the flag.
• It also depends on whether rabbits ride bicycles (Which they don't)
• It depends on how many bones there are in the ice cream.
• None, Ice cream doesn't have any legs.
• 46.3545, but if syrup is added, 36.47. Though if you insist on berries, 58.955.
• It depends... is the nougat fully in the potato?
• None, you use waffles, fool.
• Forget waffles fool, Lego My Ego
• an indefinite number, as the dog will eat them faster than you can make them :)
• Wouldn't it depend on the size of the pancakes?
• I like the term hot cakes

supposably, due to the time taken to install the 46.3545 pancakes without syrup or berries the hunger will start to come in so in a weird case of insanity (the dog ate the pancakes) it would be wise to have a extra set of pancakes ready, just in case...

• Well, I'm no genius, but judging by the weight of the pancakes and the insatiable hunger that would set in after seeing the pancakes, plus the dog, the the wind-to-gravity-ratio, the velocity of the passing tour bus, the pickles that always hide in the ground and eat your moles, the pollening speed of the bees that live in the hive under your pillow, and how fast the glue can dry, I'd say it's impossible. With waffles on the other hand, about 6.
• Actually, there's no hope for you, (I'm delighted to say). After much investigation it was discovered that any discusting action involving roofing and any sort of breakfast food is completley illegal in all states... excluding Oaklahoma.
• none cause snakes don't have armpits
• 4 because ice cream has no bones.

• Only one if it has Ozzy Osbourne imprinted on it
• None, Chuck Norris kicked the stupid doghouse into oblivion
• It takes an average of 24 in Texas, and 23 in areas that have snow on a regular basis.
• That's why a mouse is when it spins.

actually..... it all depends upon the equine equivaliation with the cosine and sincline... plus also if the dog meows and if the asparagus is really fully cooked... make sure that the slinky in the microwave doesn't blow.... and the internet connection has to be superficial. its confusingly simple.

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So, basically 42 if you include the potato.

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604.321 if you can make lots of tacos and mustard

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To shingle a dog house with such substance as pancakes, you first need to prepare thus dog house with syrup. This is important for it increases the amount of pancakes that can be placed on the roof. Then you need to wet the pancakes, dry them in a dehumidifier and repeat. This has no purpose but to take up your time reading this. But I digress. Then you try to find the meaning of life. Once you accomplish this, you can manipulate physics to a point. After that you gather every major scientist to discuss how pancakes will ensure the continuation of the human race and of life as we know it... and the dog. Afterwards, you get the pancakes you prepare and you find out that really the amount of pancakes it takes to shingle a dog house is 1 for it is a forever regenerating pancake that cannot rot but can be eaten but if you do the pancake shall grow until you explode from pancake overload and the pancake on the dog house continues to regenerate the mass and matter it lost from being eaten thus the importance of manipulation of the science and physics of pancakeology.

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Tends to take fewer pancakes in humid areas.

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Answer 6

Telephone poles, because motorcycles don't have car doors! Duh!

Answer 7

They always told me 13 cuz ice cream doesn't have any bones. True story.

Answer 8

36 because about a normal size dog house would be 30 inches square and each side would probably need 16 to double up. so there I waste my time.

Answer 9

Come on people…are there only two of us smart enough to know this? The answer is absolutely 13 because of the afore mentioned boneless ice cream.

Answer 10

One if it's big enough.