What Bible says about reading Bible in the toilet?

Answer 1

Yes it does, but the King James version (first printed in 1611) is understandably modest and euphemistic on such a delicate subject:-

Deu 23:12-14 KJV Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad: [v. 13] And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee: [v. 14] For the LORD thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee.

A modern translation [such as the NET] which is much more straight-forward is required here:-

Deu 23:12-14 NET You are to have a place outside the camp to serve as a latrine. [v. 13] You must have a spade among your other equipment and when you relieve yourself outside you must dig a hole with the spade and then turn and cover your excrement. [v. 14] For the LORD your God walks about in the middle of your camp to deliver you and defeat your enemies for you. Therefore your camp should be holy, so that he does not see anything indecent among you and turn away from you.

Very basically, go to a designated area, do your business, and bury it so no-one steps in it. Despite being written thousands of years ago, The Bible is very up-to-date: modern Western practice by medical 'experts' only accepted this a couple of centuries ago, and bushwalkers and hikers etc have to be educated and regularly reminded by authorities to do this. The ancient Israelites did this as a matter of course, and it is internal evidence of things such as this that prove the authenticity of the Bible.

Answer 2

About the only thing it says is in 2 Kings 18:27 The Message version:

But the Rabshakeh said, "We weren't sent with a private message to your master and you; this is public - a message to everyone within earshot. After all, they're involved in this as well as you; if you don't come to terms, they'll be eating their own turds and drinking their own pee right along with you."

Answer 3

i am pretty sure that there is no command/law against reading God's word in the toilet, He's just glad you are reading his word!