What are some good quotes by Patrick Star?

Answer 1

"You took my only food! Now I'm gonna starve!"

"Puff out your chest! Now say 'Tax acception!' Now you must aquire a taste for freeform jazz!"

"And then you get behind her, and I push!"

"Which one a y'all is the REAL Dirty Dan?!"

"Uh... I am? [gets smacked halfway across Sandy's treehouse]"

"Spongebob! Pinky up!"

"I think I'll eat it now! [eats candybar] .... I think I'll eat it now! [bites hand] OW! Where'd it go? I must have dropped it!"

"Wait, Spongebob! We're not barbarians! We have technology! [beats the soiled dollar with a computer]"

"Shoot. That was my last quarter."

"Yeah... but... You know what else is shiny?"

"Icecream!"

"Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"

"Oh, poopdeck! You're right!"

"Neptune, preserve her!"

"How long can she stay like that?"

"I don't know!"

"Sandy's a girl?"

"Liar, liar, plants for hire."

"Oh boy, 3 am! [eats Krabby Pattie stored under pillow]"

"Good thing he didn't pull the secret string, opening up the secret compartment of my secret box! Revealing that embarrassing picture of Spongebob at that Christmas party! Ah hahahaha! Merry Christmas, Spongebob!"

"Hibernation must mean the opposite of beauty sleep."

"[speaking slowly] Heeeeelloooooo, Saaaaaandyyyyy. It's meeee. Paaaaatriiiick. Do you understaaaaaaand? [Sandy glares at him] ..... Squirrels."

"The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma. [thought bubble shows a milk carton tipping over]"

"Let me tell you a story to cheer you up! It's called 'The Ugly Barnacle'. Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everybody died. The end."

"... That didn't help at all!"