What are the lyrics to the theme song for the second season of Slings and Arrows?

Answer 1

It's called I Wont Play Mackers and the lyrics are:

Call me superstitious or cowardly or weak

But I'll never play a character

Whose name one dare not speak

I'll play Hamlet

In doublet and hose

Or either of the Dromeos

But sorry, I won't play Mackers

I'll play Richard the Third

With a hump and wig

Or Henry the Eighth

That selfish pig

But sorry, I don't do Mackers

Every soul that plays this role

Risks injury or death

I'd rather sweep the bloody stage

Than ever do

Mac-you-know-who

So gimme King Lear

Cleopatra

Romeo, Juliet

Doesn't matter

I'll play them all for free

But I'd be crackers

To take on Mackers

You see, I'm skittish about the Scottish tragedy