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What bizarre facts are there about bears?

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They aren't as cuddly as they look.

They are deeply offended by the concept of bearskin rugs.

Poop doesn't stick to their fur.

Bears do, in fact, love GOLDEN CRISPS!!!

Pooh Bear had sticky fingers.

Yogi Bear spent 3 nights in jail for stealing a picnic basket.

Sometimes, gay bears are referred to as humans.

Smokey the Bear has no children because, any time his wife gets hot, he beats her with a shovel.

Belkie Bear is the gayest Bear in the world...and a woman's best friend when it comes to shopping in a department store.

Shoney Bear is on antidepressants because he can't handle his fall from fame.

Polar Bears are quite offended by the "Polar Bear Club" because they feel that fat retards swimming in winter aren't the best representatives. Also, they feel like "White" is a derogatory term. Black Bears, however, are cool with being called "Black".....yo!

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