Yes. My guinea pigs have learned how to do the 'Circle' and the 'Up' and to shake paws.
They can eat, drink, swim, squeak, move, popcorn.
Yes. They are mammals.
baby shampoo works just as well! I use baby shampoo so it wont sting their eyes, but i don't put water in their faces anyway.
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I have seen many tricks done, www.youtube.com click the link, and look for guinea pig tricks
Yes, they could to spider-pig walk.
Roman Catholicism.
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No, Guinea pigs do not need to be taught. You can try to teach them tricks but from my experience it doesn't work hope this helps
Guinea pigs are smart creatures and if you really try you may be able to but like dogs you can't teach an old guinea pig new tricks
Madagascar, Cape Verde, Equatorial Guinia, and many more.
close to the quick (the vein) but not too close. Cutting the quick happens occasionaly and is ok just painful and it will bleed. You can tell where the quick is easily with white nails (its red) but black nails are a bit harder. If you do cut the quick its fine, it happens!
keep feeding it out of the sringe and try to feed it guinia pig food everyonce and a while. I hope that i't works. I hate when animals are't eating. good luck. If I were you. I would look up: my guinia pig isn't eating what do i DO? That is all I can think of. sorry I might not be a big help.