This is one of the amusing slangs we use in Britain.
It means that you are doing something back to front.
For example: 'Oi John! You're stacking those books arse about face!'
In British slang this means 'head over heels'. It is not usually used to describe a couple 'head over heels' in love, but is more commonly used to describe a drunk person. Example: 'Oh look, Maria is arse over elbow on the wine again'.
This is aggressive slang. Box your ears means to slap across the face. For example: 'Apologise now before I box your ears!'
A Hob Knocker is when a guy slaps a sexual partner across the face with his penis.
It is slang for 'hit you in the face'
Face to face. It refers to an in-person meeting.
The slang phrase (UK arse, US as*s) can be used to represent several separate and distinct situations:1) urban slang - When someone releases flatulence (farts) and the odor is particularly bad. "Yuck! It smells like something's died in the arse!"2) US, UK idiom - More commonly, it is used to indicate failure or inability to perform an action, so that one may say an electronic device "died in the arse" (a*ss) when it will not respond at all in its normal functions. Similarly, one's plans could "die in the arse" if they never proceed (in this case, synonymous with the idiom "never got off the ground").3) slang - Some have used the phrase "die in the arse" or "die in the bum" to mean having a big fright. It refers to the primal flight-or-fight response of blood draining away from non-essential organs.4) slang - As with #1, to defecate in one's pants. (In this instance, the slang scared shi*less is more commonly used).(see the dictionary link below)
It is British slang for female genitalia.
It's British slang for an umbrella.
its a slang term for hello
Codswallop is British slang for excuses or lies. For example: 'Your dog ate your homework? What a load of codswallop!'
British Army slang from way back referring to women's breasts.
Bee's knees is British slang for 'fabulous!'. For example: 'Cor ol'chap, that meal was the bee's knees!'