What should every directioner know?

Answer 1

A directioner is someone who knows one directions full names, origins, catchphrases, personalities ect... If you really want to be a directioner then you must know the following:

Carrots, No she's mine, vas happenin, i have a keen interest in girls who like Lamborginis/ carrots, Kevin, No jimmy protested, superman, how many r's are there, you pat the dog you screw the lightbulb and you just go crazy, stop the traffic and let them through, harry plays the kazoo, niall plays guitar, louis plays piano, will you marry me, one direction do their own ironing you don't see take that doing their ironing, one direction look up to take that, liam is afraid of spoons, zayn is afraid of open water and Roller Coasters,one direction were formed during the x factor and finished 3rd, the first song they sung together was viva la vida by coldplay, harry came up with the name one direction, niall likes nandos, louis is the leader/ the funny one, liam is papa surf/ the dad, niall is the cute one, zayn is vain and harry is the flirt, 1D is one direction's abbreviation, 1D have 2 book called forever young and dare to dream,larry stylinson= harry and louis, zirror= zayn and mirror, niam= niall and liam, lilo= liam and louis, zarry= zayn and harry, nouis= niall and louis, ziall= zayn and niall, lirry= liam and harry, niandos=niall and nandos, zayn was originally spelt with an 'i' as in cain but zayn spells it with a 'y' because 'its more original', louis played danny zuko in his school production of Grease, niall falls for a girls eyes, louis likes a girl with a good sense of humour, zayn likes a girl who is calm, harry likes confidence and so does louis, birthdays= louis 24th december, niall 13th september, zayn 12th january, harry 1st febuary and liam 29th august,louis is scared of pigeons, the boys all want to have wax figures one day,liam has a pink hair straightener, harry over the movie love actually,niall is left handed, the boys are obsessed with onesies and wear them when they are chilling, harry and liam get massages when they are not on stage while louis hangs out with his mates, niall plays his guitar and zayn just chills on his bed, harry says that the book to kill a mockingbird is weird and confusing because your on page 200 and the bird still hasn't died yet, the dance in the one thing music video is called the inbetweeners dance, when one of the boys are away he other boys refuse to call themselves one direction, nialls imaginary friend was called michael, niall used to be afraid of clouds

Sorry if i missed anything, just incase be sure to check out their tour and x factor diaries, read their books and buy any magazine that says on e direction on it.

I TRUELY AM THE BIGGEST ONE DIRECTION FAN AND HAVE BEEN FOR LIKE... A LONG TIME