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ARG! Why did someone change the question? Darnitall, the question is "Why do pretzels do that?" "Why do pretzels twist?" is not funny! ARG!
Do what ? ,, but here's a joke for yehh - a pack of cards is a ll you need in a relationship a heart to love him , a diamond to marry him , a club to kill him ,and a spade to hide the evidence !!!!!! hahahahahaha
here is another one ...
you life is like a baby chickens you only get laid once and the only bird that will sit on your face is your mam !
here's another corny one
a jelly baby walkes into a doctors surgery and says to the doctor i think i have aids the doctor says who have you been sleeping with and he says all sorts !
and again ....
a man is 200 meters away from the beach and struggling to swim , a worried person goes over to the hippy life guard and asks aren't you going to save him ?
the life guard says hes to far out man !
HA ! hope you liked them jokes lol !!!!!!!!!! random question answered
by Sophyhatespenguins@hotmail.co.UK xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :P >_<
sorry im l8 i couldn't find a vein ! lol only kidding i like tht joke ! ;)
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What is a pretzel's favorite dance The Twist Explain joke?
Pretzels are twisted into their common pretzel shapes, therefore, the Twist is like a pun.
How do they get the salt to stay on the pretzels?
Right after you twist the pretzels into shape you usually spread an egg glaze on the pretzels. Since they are moist, the salt sticks to them. When you take them out of the oven, you will see that the salt has actually baked into the pretzel.
What is a sentence using Contortion?
The man was able to twist himself like a pretzel, he was a master of contortion. or Pretzels look like a contortion
What are the ingredients in Rold Gold pretzels?
hello everyone be happy and royal , <3
What is the history of soft pretzels who invented pretzels who made pretzels?
2015 at my house
What is the name for pretzels in German?
pretzels = Brezeln pretzels = Brezen (Bavaria and Austria)
What are pretzels without salt called?
Pretzels without salt are called pretzels
Where do you get pretzels on club penguin?
you get pretzels by eating them. tada!
Why do you crave pretzels?
People don't crave pretzels
Why do they have salts on pretzels?
Because that is the way people make pretzels.
What country did pretzels come from?
When was Wetzel's Pretzels created?
Wetzel's Pretzels was created in 1994.
