No, dog's have a different number of chromosomes than humans.. it has no effect and you cannot get pregnant. You will be just fine =]
When a dog has a miscarriage it's expelled through the dogs vagina
A female dog has one vagina. It is between her hind legs and below the anus.
You just had a bad dream.
Their are people who have their dog lick their own vagina so since a vagina does have bacteria, so does sperm. If a dog can lick a vagina and not get effected negatively, then it is okay for a dog to lick sperm. But I am not suggesting it. That is very disgusting and unsanitary.
by putting the dog on a tredmill or just go outside anyways
Yes they make dog pain pills just call your vet.
It is just kind of bad because you might have to have them trained. Another bad reason why you might not have a dog because you have to have a license for the dog, which may cost money.
I think it is just a description of dog barks.
It should feel morally shameful. Do not allow your dog to lick your vagina. Amongst other things your dog likes his own anus with that Tongue!!
A male is just known as a dog and the female is a bitch
(guys) tells when your hotdog is about to squirt white stuff (girls) tells when your vagina is about to squirt vagina juice
Take him to the Vet laugh