Clean it off.
pick it up
no, more
Wont eat or talk. Or poop.
Both male and Female guinea pigs sometimes eat their droppings. the reason is that their poop contains minerals that are helpful to the guinea pig.
It depends how close you are to your Guinea Pig, and how much they like you.
Your male guinea pig is trying to mate with your female guinea pig.
you clean it
THIS IS TRUE! they are trying to poop but the poop wont come out.
Either leave it, it should come off in the sawdust or wood shavings, whatever is in your guinea-pig's cage, or, you can pick up the guinea-pig and flick it or pick it off.
Just keep a bowl of store bought guinea pig food in your guinea pig's cage and if it gets hungry it can eat out of that. And also you can feed your guinea pig fruits and veggies every now and then. I do the same with my guinea pig, but she seems to have a problem with eating fruits and veggies. :(
It is just fecal matter which is undigested food waste.
Feed it a carrot. Or two.