The corniest joke that any body would ever hear is,How did the girl get in a car wreck? with a screwdriver! Like a screwed driver. Believe me , if you ask someone that you'll go home with a black eye.

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I'm guessing that you're from Tennessee, because you're the only "ten" I see! I know you're good at science. Are you going to be a female astronaut? Because you are really out of this world! If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together. What do you say?

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Well, I'm no ladies man, but I believe that to compliment is to let a girl know that she is attractive... I believe that the corniest methods are the most effective... If you tell a girl she is beautiful rather than "hot" or "sexy" she will feel wanted rather than an object... If you pay a compliment then you want something in return. If you give you "get" if ya know what I mean... :L :L Hope that help you sad, sad, person... :)

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The greatest female singer of all times is arguably Whitney Houston. Her live vocal performances are un-matched by any other female or male singer for that mater. She has the ability to tell stories with her vocal performances. Just about ever performance garnered her a standing ovation. She is able to take the corniest ballad and turn it into a snamsh hit. She has very powerful vocals and at the same time can sound like the sweetest bird on earth. SHe was doved "The Voice" and rightfully so in my opinion.

According to SOWPODS (the combination of Scrabble dictionaries used around the world) there are 9 words with the pattern C--N-E-T. That is, eight letter words with 1st letter C and 4th letter N and 6th letter E and 8th letter T. In alphabetical order, they are:

canniest

carniest

coinfect

coinvent

corniest

cornrent

crankest

cronkest

curniest