• IBS
• Ice cream truck drove by; had to chase him all the way around the block!!
• Ignoble
• Ill
• Imbattled
• Immaturity
• Impediment on highway
• Impressionable child needed guidance
• Improving roads and blocked traffic
• Inactive
• Inactivity
• Inadequate gasoline
• Inate dislike of punctuality
• Incarceration
• Incontinence
• Incredible depression
• Indigestion
• Indisposed
• Inertia
• Inflexible tires
• Influenza
• Ingenuous
• Iniquitous
• Injured
• Inquiring police at the door
• Insatiable hunger, needed breakfast
• Insanity
• Insensible
• Insensitive car pool driver
• Intercourse (conversation)
• Interference by bully
• Interstate kidnapping
• Intoxicated
• Irrepressible apathy
• Irresponsible

unable to hear the alarm clock.

I was in a meeting. ..... What, you weren`t invited? That`s messed up.

It`s always in crises after another.

I had to show the new worker something.

I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.

I fell asleep in the shower.

I didn`t want to seem to eager.

I was to busy sleeping to be on time.

I`m very glad you asked that question; because that brings us right back to the issue of .....

Is it Spring forward or Spring back?

I`m not late, I`m early for next time.

I was, uh.....

I thought time was on my side.

I had to catch a Pokemon.

I sliped on some Ice cream and twisted my ankle.

I thought today was my day off.