You Know You're A Soccer Player When...

- Whenever You Have To Write An Essay On A Hero, You Pick Mia Hamm.

- You Accidentaly Kick The Ball When You're Playing Other Sports

- The Most Important Cross, in your life, Is In Front Of The Goal.

-During finals you write in Lallis.

-Your neighbors call 911 because you haven't left your house day or night during world cup

-your trunk has at least one ball and a pair of cleats

-something you own is named after Pele or david

-you have soccer posters somewhere in your house

-you bring soccer socks for iceskating

-All your non-school clothing has three stripes or an Umbro brand name

-can recognize ex-players by the way they move & look

-the only way you pick up a ball for a friend is with your feet

-you've accidently gotten a foul in another sport from kicking the ball

-you can recognize fellow soccer players by their walk, their legs, their clothes and their car.

-you strive to find pickup games

-you can honestly use both feet equally

-you know more than 6 ways to pickup a ball

-if you can't have your lucky number, you won't play

-you do rainbows with the basketball at the gym

-you stretch even when you aren't working out

-you keep an extra Tshirt and shorts in your car just in case

-you judge people's abilities by where they grew up, who they play for, and where they play in HS

-you've had at least 3 bad coaches

-you've traveled somewhere more than 3 hours away for a tournament

-you have every color, style, and size tournament Tshirt from all the years

-you've played goalie, at least once

-when looking at colleges, you checkout the opposite sex soccer team as well

-at least one of your previous relationships has been with a soccer player

-you judge a person's skills by if you like their number or not.

-people know you just as well by your last name

-you get away with having different color shoe laces on your boots

-you have prewrap and tape with you almost always ?

-you either hate the tuck, or always have it in completley

-your first instinct when something is coming at you is to trap it or head it back

-all you bring to a pickup game is your cleats and a pair of footies

-when you drop somthing and try to settle it

-even when someone says football you think soccer.

-You can go hard for 90 minutes, and know 11 different positions

-you keep dropping stuff because you think it's a penalty to touch it.

- When your goalie gloves cost more than a laptop.

- You HAVE to have the best cleats on your team

- You cringe when somone rolls their athletic shorts more than once

- you choose your guys based on how good they are at the sport

- if someone says "my knee hurts" you ask where. then correctly diagnose the problem

- its 65 degrees out and you think its the perfect temperature

- your favorite feeling in the world is slide tackling on Dewey grass

-whenever something, anything is flying towards your face, you try to head it instead of catching it.

-A mile run is nothing compared to a game.

-You realize mls isn't real soccer.

-Youve spent youre free time thinking of comments critizing a refs call.

-You have more soccer shoes than regular shoes.

-Youre outside in 30 degrees weather, it snowing and pissed because there's only 5 minutes left in the game.

-You own at least one ankle brace

-when ur the only person in ur class who believes Beckham, Ronaldo, and Ronaldinho arent the best

-when you hear predators you think of the boots not the animal!

-when the first thing you do in a fight is kick and break the legs, or headbutt them/

-when you can put the basketball in the hoop quicker with ur feet than ur hands

-you get into a fight just because someone said something offensive about soccer

Source: colin-Roberts.net

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