Augustus Gloop Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop The great, big, nincompoop Augustus Gloop, so big and vile So greedy, foul and infantile Come on, we cried The time is ripe To send him shooting up the pipe But don't, dear children, be alarmed Augustus Gloop will not be harmed Augustus Gloop will not be harmed 'Oompa Loompa swimming Although, of course, we must admit He will be altered quite abit Slowly, wheels go roung and round And cogs begins to grind and pound This greedy brute, this louse's ear Is loved by people everwhere For who could hate or bear a grudge Against a luscious bit of fudge?