Because Bruce Eder is an over-opinionated "cool rock aficionado" sh** head.. Ever given five stars to a "Bruce Eder" album? No? Maybe because he can't even play an instrument, knows nothing about music, and his "reviews" on allmusic (itself a rather sad guide to music of all genres) are based solely on his pathetic personal opinion as to "what is cool, man..".. He gave ELO three stars for "Out of the Blue" because the guy can't count to five..