Go have sex with a fish.
also
Rome would not exist without the cloaca maxima as it provided
life, evry bit of food was recycled from the cloaca mxima and eaten
and discreated in the same manner completing the circle of life
The cloaca maxima also was used to make there armor as it
contained bare ores which were salitified waste of the people
The cloaca maxima was so great it made everyone fear its wrath,
so everyone surrended giving Romans power wealth and booty
The cloaca maxima was also a leisure activity for young children
who often played faeces skirmish often causing havoc amongst the
town
The Romans loved there beloved CLOACA MAXIMA they often got
married and shared intimate moments in the mist of there waste