Crabby Appleton's theme song: My name is Crabby Appleton,

and I am simply awful.

It does my heart a lot of good

to do a deed unlawful!

I'm fond of gloom, impending doom,

I think good deeds are sappy!

I laugh with glee, it pleases me

when everyone's unhappy.

- (last verse sung in a low voice) Crabby Appleton's theme also had a variation:

My name is Crabby Appleton,

I'm rotten to the core.

I do a bad deed every day,

and sometimes three or four.

I can't stand fun for anyone,

I think good deeds are sappy,

I laugh with glee, it pleases me,

when everyone's unhappy.

- (last verse sung in a low voice) Hope this helps AngryBritishDuck (abd)