Based on my personal experience, IT IS SAFE. Like every rule, however, it does have a few exceptions.

Many years ago when I was in college, one of the fraternities on campus threw a barbeque. One of the guys I used to fool around with was doing the cooking. I got a little drunk, sat down on a lounge chair next to the grill, lifted up my skirt, spread my legs so everyone could see, my naked crotch. and declared that "the hotdogs need to be marinated." Then I grabbed a raw frank, spread my labia, slid it into my already wet vagina, pulled it out, and handed it to him. He put it on the grill, and handed me another one, I gave it back and said "You're the cook. You do it" With a happy look on his face, he carefully inserted each of them (2 packages of 24 as I recall), and thoroughly soaked them all in my vagina juice. Naturally, the guys all openly loved it and lined up to get one along with some of the women. A very few of the girls said things like, "disgusting" or made negative reference to my morals, but most of the people (male and female) gladly ate them, said they were delicious, and complimented the chef and me. There were no ill effects on anyone as far as I know, Although 2 or 3 prudes in the crowd didn't seem to be able to handle it emotionally and left. without tasting them. As for me, I rather enjoyed the whole thing, and my vagina was none the worse for wear,. I ate two of the franks myself.

WARNINGS:

1. You can marinate with vagina juice BEFORE cooking even if you have a vaginal infection. The cooking will kill any germs. But NEVER sauce the dogs AFTER cooking unless you are sure your vagina is healthy.

2. If you do insert the franks after grilling, be very sure they are sufficiently cooled. OK for you hands and mouth may not be Ok for the delicate lining of your fun hole.

3. DO NOT use anything but natural body secretions as a lubricant. If you tend to have a dry vagina, lubricate the frank with your saliva before inserting. No one wants a frank that tastes like K-Y jelly, or whatever oil you bought on the internet. Also, DO NOT use a vaginal spray or cleanser before you marinate. It will dry out your insides and change the taste. For the best flavor, however, nothing beats plenty of vaginal secretions. If you are dry, you might consider using a different vagina.

3. If the vagina belongs to a religious Jewess, be sure to only use Kosher franks, or you risk the Almighty smiting her. Think pillar of salt. Hebrew National franks are best, but any rabbinically certified kosher frank will do (Look for the words Glat Kosher on the wrapper or butcher shop.

4. If the lady is Muslim, be sure to use only Halal franks. I'm told being smitten by Allah is no fun.

5. If the lady is Hindu, absolutely no beef. Turkey or chicken franks only..

I hope this answers your question. Nothing like the voice of experience. I've been preparing franks and a few other foods in crotch juice every since. I'm married now, and my husband loves the flavor. I wanted to open a special sauce frankfurter fast stand, but potential investors were all afraid the State Dept of Health would shut me down in a week.

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