Doug Larson, according to Sam G. Riley's Biographical Dictionary of American Newspaper Columnists, wrote a daily column for the Green Bay Press-Gazette and a weekly column for the Door County Advocate — both Wisconsin-based newspapers. The column was syndicated through United Media under the title "Senator Soaper Says"; Larson took over authorship in 1980. Previously, it had been written by Bill Vaughn of the Kansas City Star.
Born in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin in 1926, Larson worked his way through the ranks of the Green Bay Press-Gazette from copy editor to make up editor, state editor and city editor.
Following are some of the gems with which Doug Larson is credited:
"To err is human; to admit it, superhuman."
"For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling."
"A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life."
"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."
"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."
"Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three — and paradise is when you have none."
Last updated: September 15, 2008.