Quotes:
"Nowadays people can be divided into three classes -- the haves the have-nots and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves"
"Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas."
"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone, you don't."
"Somebody figured it out -- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments."
"This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt."
"Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back."
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Earl Wilson





