Quotes:

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."

"You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates."

"Never accept a drink from a Urologist."

"I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years."

"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

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