Situations like these are VERY scary and even life-threatening, so you should follow the general directions of S.T.O.V.E.

Stay calm. Freaking out is a normal reaction, but if you panic, you might get the granola wedged even FURTHER inside the oven.

Take care. Make sure the oven is off before you try getting the granola out. You don't want to have to take out the granola with hands that have 3rd degree burns.

Organize. Get a plan set together to get the granola out. There are several ways to get it out (way too many to name), some people may just buy a new oven instead of going through all the trouble of taking out the granola, but with today's economy, it's way too expensive. Most other people would just get metal prongs to remove the granola. But you still need to make a plan of getting the granola out-do you want to go straight for it? Or is this granola situation too difficult for something so simple? It's up to YOU to decide.

Verify. Make sure this plan will work. Check the trajectory of the way you plan on attacking the granola. If you don't verify your plan, you might just get yourself wedged in the oven, which would not be good.

Execute the plan. Put your plan into action and get that piece of granola out of there.

This might not work. I myself am not a skilled technician in the area of Granola. I learned this all from my cousin, Grainny. She is rather boring, and I really wasn't listening all too well to what she was saying. Anyways, if you want to be put on the line of a professional Granola-Remover, please, contact the Granola Removal Agency (the number for the agency is listed below). They will stay on the phone with you and guide you as you remove the granola. They specialize in other areas that granola might have to be removed in, such as microwaves, toasters, and other completely random areas of your home. I once heard of a story of an elderly woman who accidentally got her granola stuck in the drain of her kitchen sink. It was a completely new place to remove granola, and it took several Granola-Removers, 3 days, 2 nights, and around 15 cups of coffee (per person) until the granola was fully removed. If you yourself are not capable of removing the granola (it can be quite tricky to remove), you can call the Granola Removal Agency and Granola-Removers will arrive to the scene within 1-2 business days.

Here is the number and address for the Granola Removal Agency (I decided to put the address, in case you decided to give the agency a visit, you are interested in working there, you want to write them a nice little letter, etc.).

Number:

1-800-Granola

(1-800-472-6652)

Address:

Granola Removal Agency

12345 Oats 'N' Grain Rd

Dansville, New York, 67890

And next time, be more careful with your granola!

(The Granola Removal Agency is located in Dansville, New York, because granola was invented there, and the founders of the Granola Removal Agency thought that the location of the building would fit just perfectly.)

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