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In Improbable History
What is a gronk?
Gronk is the Y'eggman. The legends of Gronk are found throughout unrecorded history. Gronk was born to a tribe of proud northern hunters long before history was recorded. S…tories of Gronk abound in tribal tales. A quiet, thoughtful and resourceful individual, Gronk was exiled from his tribal home because he was too slow to partake in the hunts with the rest of his tribe. He made his way south until he came upon another tribe and joined forces with Ogg the footsore and invented bricks. Together, the two friends and business partners share in the tales of adventure throughout immprobable history. While Gronk's original tribe was very fit and successful in hunting, they never considered other pursuits to be profitable, such as Gronk's insatiable curiosity. Therefore when the next disaster struck, such as the extinction of the northern wooly mammoth, their numbers decreased. Eventually the tribe itself became so small that it merged with the general population. So while Gronk became famous as an innovator, we still see his original tribal traits mirrored in today's rather obtuse but fit body builders. ( Full Answer )