"GSG is an intricate webbing of elite individuals who comprehend the fleeting nature of interpersonal relationships, and have mastered the ability to evade the process of emotional entanglement so often experienced by the socially and emotionally naive. A Varsity level of expertise in Puppy collection must be attained before admission into GSG. Family connections are also valued in GSG, therefore frequent visits to Grandmothers are common. Acceptable approaches when interacting with a varsity level GSG include, but are not exclusive to: camping prowess, seatability, and culinary excursions. Vacillating in and out of GSG allegiance is strictly prohibited, and will result in permanent expulsion."

- excerpt from GSG: The Official Manuscripts. Vol.3. Published by D and B SoHard.-