Guy 1: Morning brother.
Guy 2: Hello brother.
Guy 1: I made a pot of Kool Aid.
Guy 2: ... You don't make a pot of Kool Aid.
Guy 1: Well, I did.
Guy 2: Is it hot?
Guy 1: Maybe, maybe not.
Guy 2: It's hot, isn't it?
Guy 1: Yup!!!
Guy 2: Hot Kool Aid?
Guy 1: I could put some ice in it, if you like?
Guy 2: Umm... No. I'm not thirsty.
Guy 1: Brother!
Guy 2: I not going to drink it.
Guy 1: I made this for you.
Guy 2: No!!!
Guy 1: Drink it!
Guy 2: No!!!
Guy 1: I want you to drink this!
Guy 2: I'm not drinking it!
Guy 1: Drink this right now or I'll pore it on the floor and blame it on you!
Guy 2: Oh, yeah! Real mature!
Guy 1: I MADE THIS FOR YOU!!!
Guy 2: Now, why don't you grow up!?!
Guy 1: I did, because I love you!
Guy 2: Well I'm not going to drink it!
Guy 1: I HATE YOU!!!
Guy 2: That's all I ever hear anymore! Brother try this, brother try that! Remember that, what was it... Cinnamon toast and... what was it?
Guy 1: Mayonnaise.
Guy 2: Mayonnaise!
Guy 1: It was a good idea!
Guy 2: You didn't make a single pound!
Guy 1: I made a pound of cinnamon toast with mayonnaise.
Guy 2: Oh, don't forget rocky road tobacco, right? Yeah. What was that, 3 hospitalized? Yeah, 3 women, hospitalized.
Guy 1: You drink this, RIGHT NOW!!!
Guy 2: Drink your own hot Kool Aid!
Guy 1: There's so much left of it, what am I going to do with all this hot Kool Aid!?
Guy 2: Drink it!
Guy 1: No!
Guy 2: Yes!
Guy 1: NO!!! Brother...
Guy 2: Yes?
Guy 1: Please. Drink. My. Hot. Kool Aid.
Guy 2: Okay.
Guy 1: Okay.
Guy 2: Right. Yeah it's pretty good. Yeah I like that.