["","And yeah, I really do think","In your face","","Helpin' you out","A traffic jam when you're already late","It's meetin' the man of my dreams","It's like rain on your weddin' day","You think everyhing's gone wrong and everything blows up","Well life has a funny way of sneakin' up on you","Isn't it ironic","It's a free ride when you've already paid","Hey yiah","","Yiah yea yea","When you think everything's okay and everything's goin' right, right","And isn't it ironic","He won the lottery and died the next day","It's a free ride when you've already paid","Don't you think?","","Don't you think?","A no smoking sign on your cigarette break","Hey yiah yiah","It's a death row pardon two minutes too late","","It's the good advice that you just didn't take","An old man turned ninety-eight","And who would've thought, it figures","It's a black fly in your Chardonnay","And life has a funny, funny way of helpin' you out","It's the good advice that you just didn't take","And who would've thought, it figures","And then meetin' his beautiful wife, umm","It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife","","Don't you think?","It's a free ride when you've already paid","It's the good advice that you just didn't take","A little too ironic","","And well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you","It's like rain on your weddin' day","He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye","He waited his whole damn life to take that flight","And who would've thought, it figures","And as the plane crashed down he thought","It's like rain on your weddin' day","Well, isn't this nice","And life has a funny way nobody helpin' you out when","","Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly","And isn't it ironic"]
Credits: Ballard, Glen (Songwriter); Morissette, Alanis (Songwriter); AEROSTATION CORPORATION (Publisher); MCA MUSIC PUBLISHING (Publisher); MUSIC CORPORATION OF AMERICA (Publisher); VANHURST PLACE MUSIC (Publisher)