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Know which side your bread is buttered on. Keep your nose to the grindstone. Knock it out of the park. Keep it simple stupid. Keep your chin up.
You would create anti-matter.
you would also realize that you have waaaayyy too much free time
No, the odds are 50/50 that the toast will land with the buttered side up.
You put bread in the toaster and when it pops out you butter it.