Alan fong is of course a mild mannered employee of the daily
planet.
Alan fong likes you hair after you get out the shower.
Alan fong won't post naked pictures of you online, but he sure
will try.
Alan fong is fifty feet long.
Alan fong throws change at you, because you deserved it.
who is Alan fong?, Alan fong says "who is you?"
he will meet you in a car park, late at night.
we don't know Alan fong as well as you. you should remember,
never to question fong.
don't be Alan fong. Alan fong don't be you.