A Day In The Life Of A Frustrated Blogger Peter the Provo
Marshal spoke forthwith: "You see, under these new chartered
accountancy rules, in some scenarios where the depreciation has
exceeded the norm but not in a way as to trigger a Rule 8 Burden Of
Proof certificate but still outside the established fluctuation
boundaries in a multiyear drawdown will require a special parsing
evaluation all the way to the item master level of the components
so as to compare the unassembled scenario versus assembled scenario
with labor counting and here's the tricky part on a daily ad hoc
basis so as to determine an ongoing mean over the reporting period
but with no historical statistical data kept allowing for
backtracking calculations this will have to be done on an inputted
process without fail each day so that we can build a database for
quartertoquarter and yeartoyear comparisons which will give us
standardization for a baseline for our depreciation rates. "So what
I'm going to need from you is a report listing those scenarios
driven from a new depreciation scenarios table to be derived from
each manufacturer's requirements (this you will need to
painstakingly gather and I have a list of contacts you will need to
contact) which will then need to be verified according to which
method of principles we decide to choose I know we haven't chosen
that yet but I want you to get started anyway and at some point the
CIO will make a final determination for the formulas which you will
then need to incorporate but you don't need the formulas, of
course, to create an overall structural design analysis of the
design which needs to be able to plug into the profitandloss
statement module on a dynamic level forthwith. This project shall
be your purpose in life for the next six weeks. "Oh, and don't put
too many dots on the label extensions to the data columns it makes
things look too stuffy!" Bernie the Blogger hated his life. And
what he hated most of all was his dreary job, a slow tortuous death
bleeding him into oblivion one maddening day after another. But he
did have the power of the pen to strike back against the injustices
of the world! He scribbled furiously a burning epithet of modern
society with a post titled, "An Open Letter To God", which read
like this: "Dear God, Suck my dick! This whole goddam planet sucks.
You think it's such a fucking picnic you come down here and live
with these assholes! Who gave them the right to decide my fucking
life? Why do I have to pay just because some fartheads think they
got it all figured out and I should have to live by their bullshit
ideas? Got an answer for that, motherfucker? Yeah, didn't think so.
So get off your goddam ass and start zapping some of these
sonsabitches putting a gun to my head and a knife in my back. Shit,
I'd do the same for you and here you won't throw me one fucking
lifeline when I'm here drowning in drivel. Just what does that say
about this pieceofshit world you supposedly want to save??" Bernie
was ecstatic. He got 17 comments lustily approving of his rant,
with very often the exact words "Good rant!" being used. He got
three more comments telling him he was the one whom God would zap
and that he damn well deserved it. And he also got a final comment
on where he could buy cheap Ugg boots online. But even with this
modest success, Bernie still found himself crushed by the tidal
wave of tedium his job so mercilessly spewed. Crawling on the floor
of his one bedroom apartment whose only furniture ugg boots
consisted of a bean bag, an outdated Nintendo and wide screen TV he
switched on the set with his last remaining gasp. And there he
found Magic Mike speaking words of wisdom. "Hi, folks! Is your life
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Are you searching for meaning in a world gone mad? Have you lost
all hope? Do you feel that no matter how hard you try, how sincere
your efforts or how vital the truth you speak that it will always
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think!" I applaud me Bernie the convert repented to his Maker.
"Thank you, God! This is exactly what I needed. I know I thought
you let me down, but I was in so much pain, ugg soldes overwhelmed
by the blackness and bleak horror of my life. It's hell in that
windowless room with those suffocating walls and being forever
poked and prodded by mindless minions who don't even know what's
best for them. I felt like Napoleon trapped in a loony boon for
fake Napoleons, no one ever believing
