Well, they take the musculoskeletal system gently in their arms,
and then they b-slap the crap out of it until it cries like a
little girl. Then they kill the musculoskeletal systems' parents
right in front of it, and leave it in a wolf den to die. But the
musculoskeletal system is raised by the wolves as a cub, and comes
back to challenge all the crime bosses in a kung-fu match. Then you
find out that the musculoskeletal system has cancer, and everyone
is sad.
Until you find out that the musculoskeletal system had a secret
love child with Jim Carrey, and that is the sequel, Illegal Drugs
2: Electric Bugaloo.